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March 24, 2015

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Even if you don't like Buhari, this is not fair jare. Campaign strategy sha.

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My Experience In The Big Brother Naija House Part 1

I am in the kitchen making pasta for breakfast. Pasta is not my favourite meal, but what can a girl do in South Africa? Other housemates are in the room, gisting, loving and having fun. The one I like in the house doesn’t like me, or so I think. I feel someone’s arms round my waist. What? I am about to scream so Big Brother can summon the intruder. I turn, it’s Lolu. Lolu? The housemate after my heart holding my waist? “What are you preparing?” The question is supposed to irritate me. I mean you can see the pack of Dangote Pasta on the working surface, but it’s Lolu so, it’s fine. “I’m making pasta”, I say. “Let me help you”. He helps me chop the onions, just the way I like it. “Oh my God! He even helps in the kitchen”. I am thinking aloud. I start to make stew and Lolu is staring lovingly into my eyes. My thoughts drifts to when I first saw Lolu, it was definitely love at first sight. He was in my set and when he was introduced by Ebuka as an Investment Manager, I already

#BBNaija 2018: My Experience In The Big Brother Naija House Part 2

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