'Should I talk about my body counts?'

Hey blog readers, how are you all doing? I'm somewhere in Eastern Nigeria. I miss my convention. I'm babysitting my little cousin and taking care of the house. The girl doesn't hear come. She's always complaining. Every part of her body is paining her especially her leg. She's always crying, I'm just consoling and saying sorry for things I'm not aware of. I have to see everything too. 'See baby, see Aunty, see Chizzy!' Chizzy sha. My mum wants me to cook Oha soup before she comes back. Why do mothers always do this? Yesterday, I worked my ass out. From cleaning the gas to the floor to arranging the room and washing plates and clothes. It was like they were waiting for me to come back. Yeah, I didn't post anything on the blog yesterday, I needed a little break. Did I get it? Yes I did.

You are welcome to the Ladies Room. The post title is kind of weird, but I love it. I was going through Joro's page on Instagram and a post struck me. I won't talk about the post, but I'll talk about the body counts and honesty. Dear sisters, you've been dating this guy for awhile, you know he loves you and you love him too, but you are of the school of thought that states 'if I'm dating 3 men, you cannot steal on from me. Me that is gathering them, am I stupid?' I'm not going to carry a hammer and wig to judge you. It's your life, but when one of those people from your man boutique decides to propose to you. Maybe, the one that loves you and the one you love. The other ones were just there because you didn't want to put your eggs in one basket. You gave them the cookie though. All of them. You knew the one you love has been faithful to you, but you gave others the cookie in exchange for the nice things they got you or you probably wanted to share.

You want to know if you should talk about your body count? Nobody is perfect, but you should have sense. Tell your partner the truth so he doesn't find out from someone else. It's a small world. The world is even smaller when you are a nudist. You can just say you haven't been faithful, if God is on your side, he might forgive you. If he doesn't, move on and close your legs ma. Most times, this kind of genuine honesty destroys relationships. Since you know that, don't do anything you won't be proud to talk to your partner about.

What am I even writing sef? Meanwhile, Ada Monique talked about an issue I've been willing to address. The white wedding brouhaha. I'll try to talk about it next week sha. Have an amazing Wednesday. Please, prove you are not a robot and leave a comment
Cheers.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I like this post, or rather the topic. There's nothing wrong with talking about your bodycount with your partner but I see it as unnecessary most, except there's something you really want to talk about. I seriously do not want to know about the people you slept with except you made a sex tape with them or something else